{"id":371837,"date":"2026-07-11T18:14:46","date_gmt":"2026-07-12T01:14:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=371837"},"modified":"2026-07-12T00:00:51","modified_gmt":"2026-07-12T07:00:51","slug":"shelf","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=371837","title":{"rendered":"Shelf."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/aussie-dog.jpg\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>When I lived in LA, my cousin would house-sit for her friend who was a publicist and had a fancy ass house in Mid-City.<\/p>\n<p>I would come over sometimes, partly to play with Aussie (her friend&#8217;s dog, RIP), partly bc she had a hot tub, but mostly bc her house was within doordashing distance of some of LA&#8217;s best restos.<\/p>\n<p>Her friend is an Orthodox Jew, and they only eat Kosher and can never eat or cook meat and dairy together. 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I know for a fact her friend&#8217;s white actress wife (who converted to Judaism after they got married) would sneak off and eat Chick-Fil-A without her knowledge \ud83d\ude33 Lots of secrets in that marriage, but I digress&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/glutendairysoyfreeshelf.jpg\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>All that to say, since my sister has been on a gluten-free, dairy-free and soy-free diet for over a year now, I decided to partition a shelf for her in my apartment for when she comes over.<\/p>\n<p>Your girl is thoughtful as fuck \ud83d\udc81\ud83c\udffb\u200d\u2640\ufe0f<\/p>\n<p>Actual footage of my sister ordering at a restaurant:<\/p>\n<div id=\"kgvid_kgvid_0_wrapper\" class=\"kgvid_wrapper\">\n\t\t\t<div id=\"video_kgvid_0_div\" class=\"fitvidsignore kgvid_videodiv\" data-id=\"kgvid_0\" data-kgvid_video_vars=\"{&quot;id&quot;:&quot;kgvid_0&quot;,&quot;attachment_id&quot;:0,&quot;player_type&quot;:&quot;Video.js v8&quot;,&quot;width&quot;:&quot;435&quot;,&quot;height&quot;:&quot;435&quot;,&quot;fullwidth&quot;:&quot;true&quot;,&quot;fixed_aspect&quot;:&quot;vertical&quot;,&quot;countable&quot;:false,&quot;count_views&quot;:&quot;start_complete&quot;,&quot;start&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;autoplay&quot;:&quot;false&quot;,&quot;pauseothervideos&quot;:&quot;true&quot;,&quot;set_volume&quot;:1,&quot;muted&quot;:&quot;false&quot;,&quot;meta&quot;:false,&quot;endofvideooverlay&quot;:false,&quot;resize&quot;:&quot;true&quot;,&quot;auto_res&quot;:&quot;automatic&quot;,&quot;pixel_ratio&quot;:&quot;true&quot;,&quot;right_click&quot;:&quot;on&quot;,&quot;playback_rate&quot;:&quot;false&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;annkaplan_vegan.mp4&quot;,&quot;skip_buttons&quot;:[],&quot;nativecontrolsfortouch&quot;:&quot;false&quot;,&quot;locale&quot;:&quot;en&quot;,&quot;enable_resolutions_plugin&quot;:false}\" itemprop=\"video\" itemscope itemtype=\"https:\/\/schema.org\/VideoObject\"><meta itemprop=\"thumbnailUrl\" content=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/annkaplan_vegan.jpg\"><meta itemprop=\"embedUrl\" content=\"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/blog\/annkaplan_vegan.mp4\"><meta itemprop=\"contentUrl\" content=\"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/blog\/annkaplan_vegan.mp4\"><meta itemprop=\"name\" content=\"annkaplan_vegan.mp4\"><meta itemprop=\"description\" content=\"Video\"><meta itemprop=\"uploadDate\" content=\"2026-07-11T18:14:46-07:00\">\n\t\t\t\t<video id=\"video_kgvid_0\" playsinline controls preload=\"metadata\" poster=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/annkaplan_vegan.jpg\" width=\"435\" height=\"435\" class=\"fitvidsignore video-js kg-video-js-skin\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<source src=\"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/blog\/annkaplan_vegan.mp4?id=0\" type=\"video\/mp4\" data-res=\"Full\">\n\t\t\t\t<\/video>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n<p>(via <a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/annkaplan_ownit\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">@annkaplan_ownit<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When I lived in LA, my cousin would house-sit for her friend who was a publicist and had a fancy ass house in Mid-City. 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