{"id":371933,"date":"2026-07-20T17:13:34","date_gmt":"2026-07-21T00:13:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=371933"},"modified":"2026-07-20T18:05:22","modified_gmt":"2026-07-21T01:05:22","slug":"alarm","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=371933","title":{"rendered":"Alarm."},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"kgvid_kgvid_0_wrapper\" class=\"kgvid_wrapper\">\n\t\t\t<div id=\"video_kgvid_0_div\" class=\"fitvidsignore kgvid_videodiv\" data-id=\"kgvid_0\" data-kgvid_video_vars=\"{&quot;id&quot;:&quot;kgvid_0&quot;,&quot;attachment_id&quot;:0,&quot;player_type&quot;:&quot;Video.js v8&quot;,&quot;width&quot;:&quot;435&quot;,&quot;height&quot;:&quot;435&quot;,&quot;fullwidth&quot;:&quot;true&quot;,&quot;fixed_aspect&quot;:&quot;vertical&quot;,&quot;countable&quot;:false,&quot;count_views&quot;:&quot;start_complete&quot;,&quot;start&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;autoplay&quot;:&quot;false&quot;,&quot;pauseothervideos&quot;:&quot;true&quot;,&quot;set_volume&quot;:1,&quot;muted&quot;:&quot;false&quot;,&quot;meta&quot;:false,&quot;endofvideooverlay&quot;:false,&quot;resize&quot;:&quot;true&quot;,&quot;auto_res&quot;:&quot;automatic&quot;,&quot;pixel_ratio&quot;:&quot;true&quot;,&quot;right_click&quot;:&quot;on&quot;,&quot;playback_rate&quot;:&quot;false&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;smokealarms.mp4&quot;,&quot;skip_buttons&quot;:[],&quot;nativecontrolsfortouch&quot;:&quot;false&quot;,&quot;locale&quot;:&quot;en&quot;,&quot;enable_resolutions_plugin&quot;:false}\" itemprop=\"video\" itemscope itemtype=\"https:\/\/schema.org\/VideoObject\"><meta itemprop=\"thumbnailUrl\" content=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/smokealarms.jpg\"><meta itemprop=\"embedUrl\" content=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/smokealarms.mp4\"><meta itemprop=\"contentUrl\" content=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/smokealarms.mp4\"><meta itemprop=\"name\" content=\"smokealarms.mp4\"><meta itemprop=\"description\" content=\"Video\"><meta itemprop=\"uploadDate\" content=\"2026-07-20T17:13:34-07:00\">\n\t\t\t\t<video id=\"video_kgvid_0\" playsinline controls preload=\"metadata\" poster=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/smokealarms.jpg\" width=\"435\" height=\"435\" class=\"fitvidsignore video-js kg-video-js-skin\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<source src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/smokealarms.mp4?id=0\" type=\"video\/mp4\" data-res=\"Full\">\n\t\t\t\t<\/video>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n<p>All the smoke alarms (3!) have been going off on and off (mostly on!) in my apartment for the past 5 hours. I asked the front desk if this is happening in the whole building bc this has happened before. She said that I&#8217;m the only one who&#8217;s brought it to her attention, so she put in a maintenance ticket. 4 hours go by and I&#8217;m just sending her videos of my alarms going off bc it&#8217;s been fucking happening for hours and I&#8217;m trying to fucking work from home and take care of my sick dog who&#8217;s scared and shaking and had two bouts of diarrhea today that I had to clean up while these stupid alarms are going off.<\/p>\n<p>Then she sends me this text that maintenance went home and I have to call after hours maintenance services!<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/emergency-maintenance.jpg\" alt=\"chat\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>Emergency Maintenance tells me that someone will call me in the next <em>2 hours<\/em> with an ETA for when someone can come by. Are you fucking kidding me?<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/dwight-screaming.gif\" alt=\"dwight screaming gif\" width=\"200\"><\/p>\n<p><strong>Update:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Maintenance came by and put in brand new alarms and I&#8217;ve calmed the fuck down \ud83d\ude05<\/p>\n<p>I asked what was wrong with them, and he said, &#8216;I&#8217;m not even gonna try and figure that out, I&#8217;m just gonna replace them with new ones! I know how annoying that sound can be.&#8217; He lives in the building, and he said that neighbors have told him like, &#8216;Yo, you need to check so-and-so&#8217;s alarm, it keeps me up at night!&#8217; and he&#8217;ll go to that person&#8217;s apartment, and they&#8217;ll be like, &#8216;My smoke alarm&#8217;s chirping? It doesn&#8217;t bother me.&#8217; \ud83d\ude33<\/p>\n<p>Y&#8217;all.<\/p>\n<p>I will never <em>not<\/em> be bothered by a smoke alarm chirping.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>All the smoke alarms (3!) have been going off on and off (mostly on!) in my apartment for the past 5 hours. I asked the front desk if this is happening in the whole building bc this has happened before. 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