{"id":372422,"date":"2026-09-13T21:14:52","date_gmt":"2026-09-14T04:14:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=372422"},"modified":"2026-09-13T21:14:52","modified_gmt":"2026-09-14T04:14:52","slug":"deadbeat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=372422","title":{"rendered":"Deadbeat."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/tame-impala-shirt.jpg\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/tame-impala-glowinthedark-shirt.jpg\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"435\" height=\"245\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/dVTYh-4-q1M?si=uheNtwmGue0_i1K0\" title=\"YouTube video player\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>No, I haven&#8217;t packed yet for my shotgun trip to Phoenix tomorrow to see Tame Impala. Yes, I cricutted this shirt. Yes, it glows in the dark. Yes, my eyes are up here. Next question.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No, I haven&#8217;t packed yet for my shotgun trip to Phoenix tomorrow to see Tame Impala. Yes, I cricutted this shirt. Yes, it glows in the dark. Yes, my eyes are up here. Next question.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[185,245],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-372422","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-concerts","category-tame-impala"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/372422","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=372422"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/372422\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":372426,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/372422\/revisions\/372426"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=372422"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=372422"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=372422"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}