{"id":372566,"date":"2026-10-02T13:53:00","date_gmt":"2026-10-02T20:53:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=372566"},"modified":"2026-10-03T01:54:33","modified_gmt":"2026-10-03T08:54:33","slug":"rage-bait","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=372566","title":{"rendered":"Rage Bait."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/dodgers-threads.jpg\" alt=\"dodgers threads\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n\n\n<p>Few things bring me more joy than watching cocky muthas get knocked down a peg.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Part of me wants to see the Dodgers get their ass kicked by the Braves in the NLDS, but most of me wants them to win the series just so I can watch the Padres murder them at Petco in the NLCS.<\/p>\n\n\n<table border=\"0\" width=\"100%\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/chat-slack-dodgers1.jpg\" alt=\"chat\" width=\"100%\" border=\"0\"><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/chat-succession-fuck-off.gif\" alt=\"chat\" width=\"100%\" border=\"0\"><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/chat-slack-dodgers2.jpg\" alt=\"chat\" width=\"100%\" border=\"0\"><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/chat-thats-right-kat-dennings.gif\" alt=\"chat\" width=\"100%\" border=\"0\"><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/chat-slack-dodgers3.jpg\" alt=\"chat\" width=\"100%\" border=\"0\"><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>Dodgers fans are the fucking worst &#8211; I used to live in LA with these people and do unspeakable things to survive in those streets \ud83d\ude05<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Few things bring me more joy than watching cocky muthas get knocked down a peg. Part of me wants to see the Dodgers get their ass kicked by the Braves in the NLDS, but most of me wants them to win the series just so I can watch the Padres murder them at Petco in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[181,217,240,244],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-372566","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chat","category-la","category-san-diego","category-sports"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/372566","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=372566"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/372566\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":372574,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/372566\/revisions\/372574"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=372566"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=372566"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=372566"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}