{"id":372595,"date":"2026-10-03T21:04:38","date_gmt":"2026-10-04T04:04:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=372595"},"modified":"2026-10-05T21:05:19","modified_gmt":"2026-10-06T04:05:19","slug":"shocker-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=372595","title":{"rendered":"Shocker."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/recyclabels-car.jpg\" alt=\"recyclables\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>I was helping Pammie put bags of recyclables in her car, and she was like, \u2018I don\u2019t think it\u2019s all gonna fit in there. You might have put one in the back.\u2019 And as I was putting the bags in her car, I was like, \u2018Two in the pink, one in the stink.\u2019<\/p>\n<p>She was like,<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/michael-scott-the-way-that-you-are-the-office.gif\"  width=\"250\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was helping Pammie put bags of recyclables in her car, and she was like, \u2018I don\u2019t think it\u2019s all gonna fit in there. You might have put one in the back.\u2019 And as I was putting the bags in her car, I was like, \u2018Two in the pink, one in the stink.\u2019 She was [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[181],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-372595","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/372595","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=372595"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/372595\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":372597,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/372595\/revisions\/372597"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=372595"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=372595"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=372595"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}