{"id":375120,"date":"2026-11-05T20:23:26","date_gmt":"2026-11-06T04:23:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=375120"},"modified":"2026-11-05T20:23:26","modified_gmt":"2026-11-06T04:23:26","slug":"unbothered-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=375120","title":{"rendered":"Unbothered."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"100%\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/chat-home-alarm1.jpg\" alt=\"chat\"><\/p>\n\n\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"100%\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/chat-home-alarm2.jpg\" alt=\"chat\"><\/p>\n\nThe smoke alarm was going off in my apartment building this morning. It has gone off before and was always a false alarm, but after 20 straight minutes of it going off, I messaged the front desk bc wtf? They didn&#8217;t send a text to the tenants until after I said something.\n\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"100%\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/dog-window-unbothered.jpg\" alt=\"unbothered dog\"><\/p>\n\nI was taking stock of what I should bring with me in case we had to evacuate &#8211; Milo, my laptop, my Michael Myers figurine LOL&#8230; Meanwhile, Milo continued to be the most unbothered chill boi he always is.","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The smoke alarm was going off in my apartment building this morning. It has gone off before and was always a false alarm, but after 20 straight minutes of it going off, I messaged the front desk bc wtf? They didn&#8217;t send a text to the tenants until after I said something. I was taking [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[181,301],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-375120","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chat","category-milo"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/375120","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=375120"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/375120\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":375125,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/375120\/revisions\/375125"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=375120"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=375120"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=375120"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}