{"id":37552,"date":"2023-09-28T11:55:48","date_gmt":"2023-09-28T18:55:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=37552"},"modified":"2023-09-28T18:03:19","modified_gmt":"2023-09-29T01:03:19","slug":"the-matrix","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=37552","title":{"rendered":"The Matrix."},"content":{"rendered":"<table border=\"0\" width=\"435\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/chat-donna-dumbledore.jpg\" alt=\"chat\" width=\"100%\"><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/i-cant-with-you.gif\" alt=\"i can't with you gif\" width=\"100%\"><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>Apparently, Dumbledore died \u00af\\_(\u30c4)_\/\u00af<\/p>\n<p>Is this like the time we were watching the fourth <em>Matrix<\/em>, and Pammie was like, &#8220;Neo looks so old,&#8221; and I was like, &#8220;Wait&#8230; who&#8217;s Neo?&#8221; \ud83e\udd23 In my defense, I&#8217;ve only seen the first <em>Matrix<\/em> movie when it came out it 1999. I still can&#8217;t tell you what the matrix is!<\/p>\n<p>This is why people don&#8217;t like watching shit with me \ud83d\ude05<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/pie-comic-hbo.jpg\" alt=\"piecomic hbo\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Apparently, Dumbledore died \u00af\\_(\u30c4)_\/\u00af Is this like the time we were watching the fourth Matrix, and Pammie was like, &#8220;Neo looks so old,&#8221; and I was like, &#8220;Wait&#8230; who&#8217;s Neo?&#8221; \ud83e\udd23 In my defense, I&#8217;ve only seen the first Matrix movie when it came out it 1999. I still can&#8217;t tell you what the matrix [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[181,225],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-37552","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chat","category-movies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37552","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=37552"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37552\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":37561,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37552\/revisions\/37561"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=37552"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=37552"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=37552"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}