{"id":3761,"date":"2010-05-09T17:57:56","date_gmt":"2010-05-10T00:57:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/?p=3761"},"modified":"2010-05-09T17:57:56","modified_gmt":"2010-05-10T00:57:56","slug":"mothers-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=3761","title":{"rendered":"Sabotage."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/nutella-ebleskivers.jpg\" alt=\"nutella ebleskivers\" \/><\/p>\n<p>If my mom had taught me how to cook, I would have made her brunch today. Instead, my aunts came down from LA for Mother&#8217;s Day and made these nutella-filled <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/%C3%86bleskiver\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">ebleskivers<\/a>. I inhaled maybe twenty of them, give or take a few. Fucking Europeans trying to sabotage me with their delicious treats. It&#8217;s not racist if it&#8217;s a compliment, right? Is that how it works?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If my mom had taught me how to cook, I would have made her brunch today. Instead, my aunts came down from LA for Mother&#8217;s Day and made these nutella-filled ebleskivers. I inhaled maybe twenty of them, give or take a few. Fucking Europeans trying to sabotage me with their delicious treats. It&#8217;s not racist [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[200],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3761","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food-and-drink"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3761","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3761"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3761\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3761"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3761"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3761"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}