{"id":37675,"date":"2023-10-07T06:33:04","date_gmt":"2023-10-07T13:33:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=37675"},"modified":"2023-10-08T10:15:02","modified_gmt":"2023-10-08T17:15:02","slug":"alter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=37675","title":{"rendered":"Alter."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i.pinimg.com\/originals\/89\/37\/f0\/8937f07ce15c6cd520cd7215ae289305.gif\" alt=\"woody toy story\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n\n\n<p>I ordered these <a href=\"https:\/\/www.zappos.com\/p\/naturalizer-rena-cider-narrow-calf\/product\/9593276\/color\/1022621\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">boots<\/a> online and I could zip them up all the way, but they were a little snug, so I wore them around the house to stretch them out a bit.<\/p>\n<p>My sister\u2019s husband saw me washing dishes looking like a crazy person in my swim shorts and a baby tee wearing my new boots and knee high socks, and he was like, \u201cWhy do you look like Woody from <em>Toy Story<\/em>?\u201d \ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n<p><strong>Update:<\/strong> I just realized I ordered the \u201cnarrow calf\u201d boots LOL. No wonder they\u2019re so snug! I put them on, and I asked Pammie, \u201cDoes it look like I\u2019m <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=1F43JU0N5DM\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">baking bread in my shoe<\/a>?\u201d And she was like, \u201cNo! Why, are they tight? The leather will stretch as you wear it,\u201d at the same time I was like, \u201cI just have to lose a little weight in my legs.\u201d \ud83d\ude05<\/p>\n\n\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/bride-wars-vera-wang.gif\" alt=\"bride wars vera wang gif\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I\u2019m gonna try and exchange them for the regular width calf, even though I already wore them to Oktoberfest, spilled beer on them, and accidentally stepped on my sister\u2019s toes and made her bleed so I probably have to wash her blood off the soles \ud83d\ude2c<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I ordered these boots online and I could zip them up all the way, but they were a little snug, so I wore them around the house to stretch them out a bit. My sister\u2019s husband saw me washing dishes looking like a crazy person in my swim shorts and a baby tee wearing my [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[225],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-37675","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-movies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37675","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=37675"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37675\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":37686,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37675\/revisions\/37686"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=37675"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=37675"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=37675"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}