{"id":37736,"date":"2023-10-17T15:10:28","date_gmt":"2023-10-17T22:10:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=37736"},"modified":"2023-10-17T15:10:28","modified_gmt":"2023-10-17T22:10:28","slug":"besties","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=37736","title":{"rendered":"Besties."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/aunties-little-bestie-onesie.jpg\" alt=\"auntie's little bestie onesie\" width=\"435\"><\/p>\n\n\n<p>Contrary to popular belief, I don&#8217;t hate children (tell that to my stank face whenever I hear a baby crying on a plane or when a baby is crying while I&#8217;m eating at a restaurant or when a baby is crying when I&#8217;m trying to do anything, really. Like, why are they always crying? And why are their little hands always so sticky???). I&#8217;m so excited for <a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=37210\" target=\"_blank\">baby boy Cuevas<\/a> that I bought this cute onesie for him! I also may or may not have named Jessie and Abe&#8217;s baby over some radlers at Oktoberfest, so we&#8217;re obviously gonna be besties.<\/p>\n\n\n<p>After I razzed Jess and named their baby, Abe said I was firing on all cylinders that night \ud83d\ude06 Pew pew!<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/lets-go-all-cylinders.gif\" alt=\"all cylinders scandal gif\" width=\"250\"><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Contrary to popular belief, I don&#8217;t hate children (tell that to my stank face whenever I hear a baby crying on a plane or when a baby is crying while I&#8217;m eating at a restaurant or when a baby is crying when I&#8217;m trying to do anything, really. Like, why are they always crying? And [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[216],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-37736","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-kids"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37736","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=37736"}],"version-history":[{"count":21,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37736\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":37812,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37736\/revisions\/37812"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=37736"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=37736"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=37736"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}