{"id":4321,"date":"2010-05-26T22:22:52","date_gmt":"2010-05-27T05:22:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/?p=4321"},"modified":"2010-05-26T22:22:52","modified_gmt":"2010-05-27T05:22:52","slug":"damage","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=4321","title":{"rendered":"Damage."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is my third post this week that has food as its focal point. Someone randomly messaged me and asked where he should buy his girlfriend&#8217;s birthday cake yesterday. Do I look like I&#8217;ve eaten a lot of birthday cake or something? Because sadly, I have. And if you&#8217;re wondering what I suggested, I told him that <a href=\"http:\/\/www.yelp.com\/biz\/european-cake-gallery-san-diego\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">European Cake Gallery<\/a> in Point Loma is the place to go! Their White Bavarian cake with fresh strawberries, whipped cream and white chocolate shavings is the best I&#8217;ve ever had. And I&#8217;ve had a lot.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.pizzaport.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Pizza Port<\/a> just opened a location in Ocean Beach, and I&#8217;m excited because it&#8217;s closer than the ones in North County, and it&#8217;s near Trace&#8217;s house so I&#8217;ll have an excuse to see her more often. She couldn&#8217;t make it tonight, but Chris, Jay and Liz were able to go.<\/p>\n<p>In preparation for the damage I was going to do at Pizza Port, I got my Slim Fast on at work (I didn&#8217;t lunge and squat to an entire <s>Ke$ha<\/s> song after an hour of kickboxing last night for nothing). Yes, that&#8217;s Robert Pattinson on my desktop. And yes, I know that my desktop is littered with an embarrassing number of icons. Get off me.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/slimfastcomp.jpg\" alt=\"slim fast at work\" \/><\/p>\n<p>It probably wasn&#8217;t the best idea to have a beer when all I&#8217;d had was Slim Fast the whole day. I already felt buzzed by the time our food arrived.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/pizzaport-angelsshare.jpg\" alt=\"pizza port angel's share\" \/><\/p>\n<p>We started with some Garlic Beer Buddies (whole grain beer crust brushed with garlic and deliciousness):<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/pizzaport-beerbuddies.jpg\" alt=\"pizza port beer buddies\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Then we ordered the Meet Extreme Meat pizza. And the Garlic Veggie pizza (pictured). And some wings and cheese sticks, too. In our defense, they were just 35&cent; each. It would&#8217;ve been ridiculous NOT to get them&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/pizzaport-garlicveggie.jpg\" alt=\"pizza port garlic veggie pizza\" \/><\/p>\n<p>As we rolled ourselves back to the car, we passed by the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.yelp.com\/biz\/ob-farmers-market-san-diego-2\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">OB Farmers Market<\/a> and picked up some mini donuts like we hadn&#8217;t just gorged ourselves at Pizza Port:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/ob-minidonuts.jpg\" alt=\"mini donuts\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I wish we would have stopped there, but we hit up <a href=\"http:\/\/www.yelp.com\/biz\/yogurtland-san-diego-3\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Yogurtland<\/a> before heading home, too. For shame \ud83d\ude41<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is my third post this week that has food as its focal point. Someone randomly messaged me and asked where he should buy his girlfriend&#8217;s birthday cake yesterday. Do I look like I&#8217;ve eaten a lot of birthday cake or something? Because sadly, I have. And if you&#8217;re wondering what I suggested, I told [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[200],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4321","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food-and-drink"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4321","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4321"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4321\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4321"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4321"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4321"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}