{"id":4402,"date":"2010-05-28T23:45:49","date_gmt":"2010-05-29T06:45:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/?p=4402"},"modified":"2010-05-28T23:45:49","modified_gmt":"2010-05-29T06:45:49","slug":"rt-mom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=4402","title":{"rendered":"RT @Mom."},"content":{"rendered":"<table width=\"435px\" border=\"0\" cellpadding=\"4\" cellspacing=\"0\">\n<tr>\n<td bgcolor=\"#dddddd\"><strong>Mom:<\/strong> They&#8217;re getting married this friday.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><strong>mayanrocks:<\/strong> do her kids know she&#8217;s getting remarried?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td bgcolor=\"#dddddd\"><strong>Mom:<\/strong> No&#8230; so don&#8217;t tweet about it!<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><strong>mayanrocks: <\/strong>i don&#8217;t even know who you are right now.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mom: They&#8217;re getting married this friday. mayanrocks: do her kids know she&#8217;s getting remarried? Mom: No&#8230; so don&#8217;t tweet about it! mayanrocks: i don&#8217;t even know who you are right now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[181],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4402","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4402","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4402"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4402\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4402"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4402"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4402"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}