{"id":5428,"date":"2010-06-26T11:29:10","date_gmt":"2010-06-26T18:29:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/?p=5428"},"modified":"2010-06-26T11:29:10","modified_gmt":"2010-06-26T18:29:10","slug":"chase","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=5428","title":{"rendered":"Chase."},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>A man is like a cat; chase him and he will run. Sit still and ignore him and he&#8217;ll come purring at your feet.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<div align=\"right\">&#8211; Helen Rowland<\/div>\n<p>If I haven&#8217;t returned any of your messages in months, what made you think I&#8217;d appreciate the 1am phone call?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man is like a cat; chase him and he will run. Sit still and ignore him and he&#8217;ll come purring at your feet. &#8211; Helen Rowland If I haven&#8217;t returned any of your messages in months, what made you think I&#8217;d appreciate the 1am phone call?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[237,239],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5428","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-quotes","category-relationships"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5428","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5428"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5428\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5428"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5428"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5428"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}