{"id":54551,"date":"2023-11-09T17:49:23","date_gmt":"2023-11-10T01:49:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=54551"},"modified":"2023-11-09T17:50:59","modified_gmt":"2023-11-10T01:50:59","slug":"free-sausage","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=54551","title":{"rendered":"Free Sausage."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"100%\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/instacart-receipt.jpg\" alt=\"instacart\"><\/p>\n\n\n<p>I instacarted 1 pack of sausage and the guy accidentally bought me 5 packs! I think he got confused because I also ordered 5 Lean Cuisines LOL. This is like the time I ordered 2 boxes of protein bars and <a href=\"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=34750\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Amazon accidentally delivered 2 cases<\/a> (12 boxes!). I&#8217;m still trying to get through those protein bars 8 months later, but I&#8217;ll probably go through this free sausage pretty quickly \ud83d\ude06<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I instacarted 1 pack of sausage and the guy accidentally bought me 5 packs! I think he got confused because I also ordered 5 Lean Cuisines LOL. This is like the time I ordered 2 boxes of protein bars and Amazon accidentally delivered 2 cases (12 boxes!). I&#8217;m still trying to get through those protein [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[200],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-54551","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food-and-drink"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54551","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=54551"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54551\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":54559,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54551\/revisions\/54559"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=54551"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=54551"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=54551"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}