{"id":5585,"date":"2010-07-05T02:00:43","date_gmt":"2010-07-05T09:00:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/?p=5585"},"modified":"2010-07-05T02:00:43","modified_gmt":"2010-07-05T09:00:43","slug":"tan-lines-and-waistlines","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=5585","title":{"rendered":"It was a bathing suit bottom!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Two trips to the fair last week left me with fierce tan lines and an even fiercer waistline. I&#8217;m sure my special relationship with bacon last month didn&#8217;t help, either. Today&#8217;s a new day, though. I don&#8217;t have a particular goal in mind&#8230; No upcoming wedding to lose three dress sizes for. No birthday party for another ex-boyfriend&#8230; A belated attempt to wear a bathing suit in public, perhaps? (I wear my chones around anyone who will let me\u2014is that not the same thing?) I suppose I have to do it for myself this time. Here goes nothing&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two trips to the fair last week left me with fierce tan lines and an even fiercer waistline. I&#8217;m sure my special relationship with bacon last month didn&#8217;t help, either. Today&#8217;s a new day, though. I don&#8217;t have a particular goal in mind&#8230; No upcoming wedding to lose three dress sizes for. No birthday party [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[190,192],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5585","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-diet","category-exercise"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5585","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5585"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5585\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5585"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5585"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5585"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}