{"id":64321,"date":"2023-11-18T18:36:29","date_gmt":"2023-11-19T02:36:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=64321"},"modified":"2023-11-20T17:20:52","modified_gmt":"2023-11-21T01:20:52","slug":"youve-got-mail-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=64321","title":{"rendered":"You’ve Got Mail."},"content":{"rendered":"

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My super (yes, his name is Michael Douglas) left me a message saying I’ve had packages outside my apartment door for months (he lives across the hall from me), and the postman left a note on my door that my mailbox is full. He knows that I’ve been in SD (I mail him my rent check every month), so I gave him permission to use my spare key that he has to put my packages in my apartment since I won’t be in LA till probably next month. He doesn’t have a spare mail key, though. Does anyone in LA want to empty my mailbox and water my (probably dead) plants? \ud83d\ude05 I’ll mail you my keys and give you my building code! You can even rifle through my underwear drawer. Just kidding (I don’t wear underwear).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

My super (yes, his name is Michael Douglas) left me a message saying I’ve had packages outside my apartment door for months (he lives across the hall from me), and the postman left a note on my door that my mailbox is full. He knows that I’ve been in SD (I mail him my rent […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[217],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-64321","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-la"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/64321","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=64321"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/64321\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":64331,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/64321\/revisions\/64331"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=64321"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=64321"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=64321"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}