{"id":6977,"date":"2010-09-26T23:55:47","date_gmt":"2010-09-27T06:55:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/?p=6977"},"modified":"2010-09-26T23:55:47","modified_gmt":"2010-09-27T06:55:47","slug":"storage-space","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=6977","title":{"rendered":"Hoarders."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My old room at my parents&#8217; house has become a storage space over the past couple of years. Instead of submitting it for consideration on an episode of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.aetv.com\/hoarders\/index.jsp\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Hoarders<\/a>, I decided to spend the day cleaning it out.<\/p>\n<p>These are some of the things I found:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>My ex-boyfriend&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.shamplade.com\/store_ver02\/foSheezy.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Fo&#8217; Sheezy I&#8217;m Wheezy<\/a> shirt &#8211; It&#8217;s funny because it&#8217;s true.<\/li>\n<li>Gift certificates for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.yelp.com\/biz\/chef-city-san-diego\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Chef City<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.yelp.com\/biz\/california-pizza-kitchen-san-diego\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">CPK<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.yelp.com\/biz\/yogurt-world-san-diego\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Yogurt World<\/a>, and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.yelp.com\/biz\/sammys-woodfired-pizza-san-diego-3#query:Sammys%20California%20Woodfired%20Pizza\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Sammy&#8217;s Woodfired Pizza<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.target.com\/Leg-Magic-Exercise-Machine\/dp\/B000SSLEXQ\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Leg Magic Exercise Machine<\/a> &#8211; I bought this in hopes that it would tone my stems, but much like my gym membership, it doesn&#8217;t work unless I use it. It&#8217;s just taking up space in the house, so I&#8217;ve posted it on Craigslist to make room for my expanding waistline.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My old room at my parents&#8217; house has become a storage space over the past couple of years. Instead of submitting it for consideration on an episode of Hoarders, I decided to spend the day cleaning it out. These are some of the things I found: My ex-boyfriend&#8217;s Fo&#8217; Sheezy I&#8217;m Wheezy shirt &#8211; It&#8217;s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[220],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6977","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lists"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6977","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6977"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6977\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6977"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6977"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6977"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}