{"id":7362,"date":"2010-10-15T23:14:31","date_gmt":"2010-10-16T06:14:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/?p=7362"},"modified":"2010-10-15T23:14:31","modified_gmt":"2010-10-16T06:14:31","slug":"john-hughes-did-not-direct-my-life","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=7362","title":{"rendered":"John Hughes did not direct my life."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/easya-lawnmower.jpg\" alt=\"easy a lawnmower\" \/><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in 80&#8217;s movies? I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Just once I want my life to be like an 80&#8217;s movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<div align=\"right\">&#8211; Easy A<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in 80&#8217;s movies? I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[218,222,225,237,239],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7362","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","category-love","category-movies","category-quotes","category-relationships"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7362","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7362"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7362\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7362"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7362"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7362"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}