{"id":7536,"date":"2010-11-06T16:45:38","date_gmt":"2010-11-07T00:45:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/?p=7536"},"modified":"2010-11-06T16:45:38","modified_gmt":"2010-11-07T00:45:38","slug":"celebratory-lunch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=7536","title":{"rendered":"Celebratory lunch."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/philsbbq.jpg\" alt=\"phil's bbq broham and onion rings san diego\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I tried three estheticians before discovering Linda at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.yelp.com\/biz\/viva-brazil-san-diego-2\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Viva Brazil<\/a>. And when I showed up for my appointment this afternoon, my stomach fell out of my butt when they informed me that Linda had called in sick. Contrary to popular belief, I don&#8217;t let just <em>anyone<\/em> touch my vagina! After having survived our waxings with Margarita, Pammie and I had a celebratory lunch at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.yelp.com\/biz\/phils-bbq-san-diego-2\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Phil&#8217;s BBQ<\/a> where we ran into my BFF and her fam. How dare she eat there without me??? At least she let us cut in line \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I tried three estheticians before discovering Linda at Viva Brazil. And when I showed up for my appointment this afternoon, my stomach fell out of my butt when they informed me that Linda had called in sick. Contrary to popular belief, I don&#8217;t let just anyone touch my vagina! After having survived our waxings with [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[176,200,201],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7536","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bbq","category-food-and-drink","category-friends"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7536","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7536"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7536\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7536"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7536"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7536"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}