{"id":8165,"date":"2011-01-18T10:43:34","date_gmt":"2011-01-18T17:43:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/?p=8165"},"modified":"2011-01-18T10:43:34","modified_gmt":"2011-01-18T17:43:34","slug":"aloha","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=8165","title":{"rendered":"Aloha."},"content":{"rendered":"<table width=\"435\">\n<tr>\n<td colspan=\"2\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/seabreezewatersports-chris.jpg\"><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p>The girls and I went to Hawaii a few years ago, and Chris, the parasailing instructor from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.seabreezewatersports.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Seabreeze Water Sports<\/a>, was the highlight of my trip! Christine vacationed in Hawaii this past weekend and Chris was still there. And still hot. And still half naked. He literally charmed her panties off. Just kidding. (It was a bathing suit bottom!)<\/p>\n<p>When are we going back?!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The girls and I went to Hawaii a few years ago, and Chris, the parasailing instructor from Seabreeze Water Sports, was the highlight of my trip! Christine vacationed in Hawaii this past weekend and Chris was still there. And still hot. And still half naked. He literally charmed her panties off. Just kidding. (It was [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[193,248],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8165","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-eye-candy","category-travel"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8165","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8165"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8165\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8165"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8165"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8165"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}