{"id":87,"date":"2004-12-02T08:57:25","date_gmt":"2004-12-02T15:57:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/wordpress\/?p=87"},"modified":"2004-12-02T08:57:25","modified_gmt":"2004-12-02T15:57:25","slug":"the-price-is-wrong-bitch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=87","title":{"rendered":"The price is WRONG, bitch!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>OMG today I went to Sycuan BY MYSELF and lost $80 playing The Price Is Right. WTF? I&#8217;m effin crazy. First I lost $40 so I put in another $20 and won $150&#8230; Then I kept playing because money makes you greedy and lost it ALL&#8230; so I put in another $20 to try and win it back LOL. WTF was I thinking? I&#8217;m never going to the casino by myself again. Damn you, Bob Barker! *shakes fist* Friday morning, I&#8217;m going to the poker tournament there with all of Chipset (sans Pammie), but Edgar&#8217;s gonna hold my ATM card so I don&#8217;t lose my paycheck. I didn&#8217;t make all those mocha lattes for nothing! Shooot.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>OMG today I went to Sycuan BY MYSELF and lost $80 playing The Price Is Right. WTF? I&#8217;m effin crazy. First I lost $40 so I put in another $20 and won $150&#8230; Then I kept playing because money makes you greedy and lost it ALL&#8230; so I put in another $20 to try and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-87","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=87"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=87"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=87"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=87"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}