{"id":8730,"date":"2011-03-04T20:00:42","date_gmt":"2011-03-05T03:00:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/?p=8730"},"modified":"2011-03-04T20:00:42","modified_gmt":"2011-03-05T03:00:42","slug":"hipster-alert","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=8730","title":{"rendered":"Hipster Alert."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/nerdglasses.jpg\" alt=\"hipster nerd black rimmed glasses\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p><strong>Jesse:<\/strong> hipster alert<br \/>\n<strong>Me:<\/strong> what&#8217;s she wearing?<br \/>\n<strong>Jesse:<\/strong> all black. rivers cuomo glasses.<br \/>\n<strong>Me:<\/strong> wait, are you talking about me or the girl who&#8217;s here for the interview???<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jesse: hipster alert Me: what&#8217;s she wearing? Jesse: all black. rivers cuomo glasses. Me: wait, are you talking about me or the girl who&#8217;s here for the interview???<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[181,256],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8730","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chat","category-work"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8730","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8730"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8730\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8730"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8730"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8730"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}