{"id":87576,"date":"2024-01-04T20:44:18","date_gmt":"2024-01-05T04:44:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=87576"},"modified":"2024-01-04T20:56:49","modified_gmt":"2024-01-05T04:56:49","slug":"smol","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=87576","title":{"rendered":"Smol."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/wordls-smallest-gifts.jpg\" alt=\"world's smallest gifts\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>Everyone knows I love miniature things, so for Christmas my dad&#8217;s sister sent me The World&#8217;s Smallest Battleship, Jenga and Lava Lamp. I&#8217;m also clumsy as fuck, so I dropped them all on my way to my room. Pammie was like, &#8220;Did you pick everything up? You don&#8217;t want to accidentally step on a tiny battleship!&#8221; And guess what I stepped on barefoot today??? I was like, &#8220;WHAT THE FUCK!&#8221; and I looked down and there it was&#8230; the world&#8217;s smallest battleship.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/i-hope-you-step-on-a-lego.jpeg\" alt=\"i hope you step on a lego\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>Oh, it&#8217;s personal.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Everyone knows I love miniature things, so for Christmas my dad&#8217;s sister sent me The World&#8217;s Smallest Battleship, Jenga and Lava Lamp. I&#8217;m also clumsy as fuck, so I dropped them all on my way to my room. Pammie was like, &#8220;Did you pick everything up? You don&#8217;t want to accidentally step on a tiny [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[211],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-87576","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-holidays"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87576","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=87576"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87576\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":87585,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87576\/revisions\/87585"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=87576"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=87576"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=87576"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}