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My parents are on their way to a cruise and upgraded their flight there to premium economy. Didn\u2019t know it came with champagne! My sister helped them book their flights, so not sure if this is like the time she got me a plane ticket to meet her in Chicago, and the flight attendant came by with a cheese plate and I was like, \u201cI didn\u2019t order that,\u201d and she was like, \u201cPamela pre-ordered it.\u201d And I was like, \u201cOh, okay!\u201d While I was eating my wedge of brie, the flight attendant came by again with a bottle of champagne and was like, \u201cShe ordered this, too!\u201d My aisle mates were so jealous. It was a morning flight, but I still drank the whole bottle of champagne and slept the rest of the plane ride from LAX to O\u2019Hare \ud83d\ude05<\/p>\n
I\u2019ve only ever flown first class on my sister\u2019s dime. She\u2019s bougie and likes to travel in style. If I\u2019m booking it, I\u2019m like uhhh how many Southwest points do I have? \ud83d\ude05 When Shi found out we were going to New York for my birthday, she was like, \u201cHow much are flights right now?\u201d and I was like, \u201cUhh IDK, Pammie bought them.\u201d And she looks over at my sister, and Pammie was like, \u201cWe\u2019re flying first class, so\u2026\u201d and Shi was like, \u201cOh, my bad!\u201d And this was right after my sister explained that all her Harry Potter ornaments were spotless because Leticia the housekeeper dusted them LOL. In her defense, she hosted Christmas, so that\u2019s why she had Leticia clean the house. She was referred to her by two of our other friends who also use Leticia to clean their houses. Coincidentally, we also get waxed by the same person. If you don’t share a housekeeper and a Brazilian waxer, are you even friends??? \u00af\\_(\u30c4)_\/\u00af<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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