{"id":8764,"date":"2011-03-12T15:09:55","date_gmt":"2011-03-12T23:09:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/?p=8764"},"modified":"2025-04-19T23:50:25","modified_gmt":"2025-04-20T06:50:25","slug":"fritos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=8764","title":{"rendered":"Fritos."},"content":{"rendered":"

\"bella<\/p>\n

Marion, I just stumbled upon your blog last night and spent hours reading all of your past entries up to 2007. I just couldn\u2019t stop! You\u2019re so incredibly witty. I\u2019m sorry if I come off like a creepster, but I just thought that I would let you know that your blog brings a smile to my face.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

– Min @ marriedminzilla.blogspot.com<\/a><\/div>\n

Thanks, Min! \ud83d\ude42 I read on your blog that your dog smells distinctly like Fritos, and I was just<\/em> telling Rocky last night that he smelled like corn chips (a sign we were meant to cross paths, obvi).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Marion, I just stumbled upon your blog last night and spent hours reading all of your past entries up to 2007. I just couldn\u2019t stop! You\u2019re so incredibly witty. I\u2019m sorry if I come off like a creepster, but I just thought that I would let you know that your blog brings a smile to […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[173,184,296],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8764","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-animals","category-comments","category-rocky"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8764","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8764"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8764\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":271336,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8764\/revisions\/271336"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8764"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8764"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8764"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}