{"id":8855,"date":"2011-03-18T01:45:19","date_gmt":"2011-03-18T08:45:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/?p=8855"},"modified":"2011-03-18T01:45:19","modified_gmt":"2011-03-18T08:45:19","slug":"overdue","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=8855","title":{"rendered":"Overdue."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/aloha.jpg\" alt=\"aloha pink lei\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I haven&#8217;t had a vacation in&#8230; what year is it now?<\/p>\n<p>My <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/?p=212\">Hawaii trip<\/a> with the girls was before Chel got married, before Pammie bought a condo in the OC, before Shi was the maid of honor in three different weddings, and before I sold my soul to the company I work for. I only have ten months left till my dirty thirty, and I&#8217;d like to live a little before I start <a href=\"http:\/\/press.discovery.com\/us\/tlc\/programs\/extreme-couponing\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">extreme couponing<\/a> for Olay Regenerist. Just kidding. I&#8217;m Asian\u2014I fully intend to look like I&#8217;m twenty-something well into my forties.<\/p>\n<p>With two new graphic design interns starting this month, I think I might be able to take an actual vacation this summer. And maybe I&#8217;ll even be bikini-ready by then! Okay, maybe just <em>tankini<\/em>-ready&#8230; let&#8217;s not write checks my body can&#8217;t cash.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I haven&#8217;t had a vacation in&#8230; what year is it now? My Hawaii trip with the girls was before Chel got married, before Pammie bought a condo in the OC, before Shi was the maid of honor in three different weddings, and before I sold my soul to the company I work for. I only [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[248,256],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8855","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-travel","category-work"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8855","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8855"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8855\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8855"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8855"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8855"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}