{"id":8936,"date":"2011-03-19T23:11:51","date_gmt":"2011-03-20T06:11:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/?p=8936"},"modified":"2011-03-19T23:11:51","modified_gmt":"2011-03-20T06:11:51","slug":"gym-rat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=8936","title":{"rendered":"Gym Rat."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><a href=\"http:\/\/foursquare.com\/mayanrocks\/badges\/4d8573625e70224b9b9b2309\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/foursquare-gymrat-badge.jpg\" alt=\"foursquare badge - gym rat\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>As a result of my second workout today, not only did I unlock Foursquare&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/foursquare.com\/mayanrocks\/badges\/4d8573625e70224b9b9b2309\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Gym Rat<\/a> badge, but I also received an eyeful of some lady&#8217;s bearded clam! Yikes.<\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;re going to unleash your cat in the ladies locker room, can you at least have the decency to groom it?<\/p>\n<p><em>So<\/em> inconsiderate.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As a result of my second workout today, not only did I unlock Foursquare&#8217;s Gym Rat badge, but I also received an eyeful of some lady&#8217;s bearded clam! Yikes. If you&#8217;re going to unleash your cat in the ladies locker room, can you at least have the decency to groom it? So inconsiderate.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[192],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8936","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-exercise"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8936","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8936"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8936\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8936"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8936"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8936"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}