{"id":9,"date":"2003-08-22T14:00:49","date_gmt":"2003-08-22T21:00:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/wordpress\/?p=9"},"modified":"2003-08-22T14:00:49","modified_gmt":"2003-08-22T21:00:49","slug":"when-it-hits-your-lips-its-so-good","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=9","title":{"rendered":"When it hits your lips&#8230; it&#8217;s so&#8230; GOOD."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I feel like poo. Last night I went to PB Bar &#038; Grill with Ed, Jay, Jose, Gabe, Mike, and Chris (sausage central, but Juanice and Leah were there with their APhiG sisters. Aww, I&#8217;ve missed those girls!). I haven&#8217;t drank like that in forever, and now I remember why. I went to bed three hours ago and woke up half an hour ago to throw up my insides. I had a pretty good fucking time, though. I was having drama with my boyfriend, so I went there on a mission to drink away my problems. It was fun until the alcohol wore off. I&#8217;ve made a new best friend and her name is Blue Hawaiian. Jose, you owe me an Irish Car Bomb! I think I&#8217;ll wait awhile before I drink like that again&#8230; give my esophagus some time to recover. PB tomorrow, anyone???<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I feel like poo. Last night I went to PB Bar &#038; Grill with Ed, Jay, Jose, Gabe, Mike, and Chris (sausage central, but Juanice and Leah were there with their APhiG sisters. Aww, I&#8217;ve missed those girls!). I haven&#8217;t drank like that in forever, and now I remember why. I went to bed three [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[201],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-friends"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}