{"id":9007,"date":"2011-03-31T15:34:01","date_gmt":"2011-03-31T22:34:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/?p=9007"},"modified":"2011-03-31T15:34:01","modified_gmt":"2011-03-31T22:34:01","slug":"i-will-eat-your-babies-bitch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=9007","title":{"rendered":"I will eat your babies, bitch!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/hundreddollarbaby-iwilleatyourbabiesbitch.gif\" alt=\"it's always sunny in philadelphia - 2x05 - hundred dollar baby - i will eat your babies bitch\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m going to Vegas this weekend, and one of the outfits I packed was my gym clothes. What has my life come to? I&#8217;m crazy competitive, and I won&#8217;t let one weekend in Vegas ruin my #1 status in this @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/MindzAlike\" TARGET=\"_BLANK\">MindzAlike<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/search\/%23blc\" target=\"_Blank\" rel=\"noopener\">#BLC<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>I will eat your babies, bitch! And I&#8217;ll lose weight doing it, too \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m going to Vegas this weekend, and one of the outfits I packed was my gym clothes. What has my life come to? I&#8217;m crazy competitive, and I won&#8217;t let one weekend in Vegas ruin my #1 status in this @MindzAlike #BLC. I will eat your babies, bitch! And I&#8217;ll lose weight doing it, too [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[192,237,248,249],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9007","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-exercise","category-quotes","category-travel","category-tv"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9007","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9007"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9007\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9007"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9007"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9007"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}