{"id":9112,"date":"2011-04-07T23:25:12","date_gmt":"2011-04-08T06:25:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/?p=9112"},"modified":"2011-04-07T23:25:12","modified_gmt":"2011-04-08T06:25:12","slug":"blasphemy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=9112","title":{"rendered":"Blasphemy."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mayanrocks.com\/blog\/cheznous-sandiego.jpg\" alt=\"chez nous san diego spicy chicken melt special salad\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Going to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.yelp.com\/biz\/chez-nous-san-diego-2\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Chez Nous<\/a> and not getting a spicy chicken melt is like going to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.yelp.com\/biz\/outback-steakhouse-la-mesa\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Outback<\/a> and not getting steak. Today, I did both.<\/p>\n<p>My coworker&#8217;s husband brought me a fruit salad for lunch instead of my usual spicy chicken melt, and for a delicious second, I thought that the nectarine strips were fries. After work, I went to Outback for Alicia&#8217;s birthday dinner and ate grilled fish while everyone (including the 7-year-old sitting next to me) ate steak.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t even know who I am anymore.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Going to Chez Nous and not getting a spicy chicken melt is like going to Outback and not getting steak. Today, I did both. My coworker&#8217;s husband brought me a fruit salad for lunch instead of my usual spicy chicken melt, and for a delicious second, I thought that the nectarine strips were fries. After [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[178,190,200],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9112","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-birthdays","category-diet","category-food-and-drink"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9112","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9112"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9112\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9112"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9112"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9112"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}