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Is it weird that Il Postino’s mom gave me a leopard print body pillow<\/a> for Christmas? How does that woman know I’ve been sleeping alone? A boyfriend arm pillow<\/a> would’ve been more obvious, but I’m picking up what she’s putting down!<\/p>\n Between the holidays and moving, I didn’t have time to make a Christmas wish list<\/a> like I usually do. My birthday is in a few days, so I’m posting one anyway! As I was making my list, this 13-year-old asks me, “Do you REALLY think your friends are gonna buy you this stuff? Most of it costs over $200!” Shut it, kid! It’s called a “wish” list. Not a “things-I-can-afford-to-buy-myself” list. I mean, seriously… what do kids learn in junior high these days? I could really use more practical stuff like gift cards to Target<\/a>, Walmart<\/a>, Costco<\/a> or Arco<\/a>… but where’s the fun in that? On to the list…<\/p>\n Is it weird that Il Postino’s mom gave me a leopard print body pillow for Christmas? How does that woman know I’ve been sleeping alone? A boyfriend arm pillow would’ve been more obvious, but I’m picking up what she’s putting down! Between the holidays and moving, I didn’t have time to make a Christmas wish […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[178,255],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-988","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-birthdays","category-wish-lists"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/988","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=988"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/988\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=988"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=988"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=988"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}\n
\nAccording to Shi, I don’t be knowin’ about protection! I need to stop throwing my MacBook Pro around.<\/li>\n
\nI’m pretty sure I bake enough cupcakes to warrant a $300 stand mixer.<\/li>\n
\nI wanted this bag years ago, but I don’t think they make it anymore. I recently saw it again on eBay.<\/li>\nCanon PowerShot SD780 (Black)<\/a><\/strike> Thanks, Pammie!
\nI lost my digital camera in the Great Purse Disaster of 2005<\/a> and it has never been replaced.<\/li>\n
\nThey match my gorgeous Simply Vera Wang City Night Comforter Set<\/a>.<\/li>\n
\nMy mom always says I’d lose my vagina if it wasn’t attached to my body. A purse is no different.<\/li>\n
\nI listen to my “Karaoke” playlist everytime I shower, and it’s probably not a good idea to have my laptop in the bathroom with all that steam.<\/p>\n
\nI’ve been listening to The Beatles since I was in the womb and I can rock the mic’ to any of their songs!<\/li>\n
\nI’ve always said that I want someone to fly me to Vegas to watch The Beatles LOVE Show for the third time (it could never be enough) and stay the night at some fancy hotel. Can somebody make that happen already???<\/li>\n
\nIt’s hard to believe, but my cupcakes could get cuter.<\/p>\n
\nI’m all about yummy food with good friends. Or with yummy boys. Whatevs.<\/li>\nDeep Tissue Massage<\/a><\/s> Thanks Pammie, Chel and Shi!
\nI’d get a massage every night if I could afford it. I’ve gotten one at The Knot Stop<\/a>, but I heard Chiropractique<\/a> was good, too. Or you could just give me a personal massage. No happy endings, though\u2014it’s my birthday, not yours.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"