{"id":99528,"date":"2024-01-19T09:11:25","date_gmt":"2024-01-19T17:11:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=99528"},"modified":"2024-01-19T12:32:38","modified_gmt":"2024-01-19T20:32:38","slug":"middle-aged","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/?p=99528","title":{"rendered":"Middle-Aged."},"content":{"rendered":"

\"steel<\/p>\n

My sister’s husband was like, “What you making for breakfast?” and I was like, “Steel cut oats with bananas.” He was like, “That’s some middle-aged shit.”<\/p>\n

I sprinkled some cinnamon on top because it’s naturally anti-inflammatory<\/del> for some added sweetness.<\/p>\n

This is 42, y’all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

My sister’s husband was like, “What you making for breakfast?” and I was like, “Steel cut oats with bananas.” He was like, “That’s some middle-aged shit.” I sprinkled some cinnamon on top because it’s naturally anti-inflammatory for some added sweetness. This is 42, y’all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[200,263],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-99528","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food-and-drink","category-health"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/99528","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=99528"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/99528\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":99537,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/99528\/revisions\/99537"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=99528"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=99528"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=99528"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}