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\"shattered<\/p>\n

I got a new phone today, because I shattered my screen<\/a> last week when I was talking shit about Kylie Jenner \ud83d\ude05 I could’ve just replaced my screen like the last time I shattered it, but they’re on the iPhone 15 now and mine was a 10. I was due for a new phone LOL. Plus this new one has 1 TB of space, while my old one had 256 GB and the additional cloud space I pay extra monthly for has been full for 2 years \ud83d\ude05<\/p>\n

S\/O to the guy who helped me at Apple Otay Ranch<\/a> and told me he liked my shirt. I was wearing my Original Berf<\/a> shirt, and I love when people get the reference. I was like, “Thanks, it’s a collector’s item,” and he laughed and laughed and I left the store with a new phone and the biggest smile on my face.<\/p>\n

Maybe more people will get the reference now that The Bear<\/em><\/a> has swept<\/a> the Emmy’s, Golden Globes and Critics’ Choice Awards.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I got a new phone today, because I shattered my screen last week when I was talking shit about Kylie Jenner \ud83d\ude05 I could’ve just replaced my screen like the last time I shattered it, but they’re on the iPhone 15 now and mine was a 10. I was due for a new phone LOL. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[249],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-99542","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tv"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/99542","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=99542"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/99542\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":99556,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/99542\/revisions\/99556"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=99542"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=99542"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mayanrocks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=99542"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}