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\nme:<\/strong> (looking at her iPhone) Ooh. Like Salvador Dali.
\nShi:<\/strong> Who?
\nme:<\/strong> Salvador Dali<\/a>. The artist? That’s his mustache.
\nShi:<\/strong> I don’t know who that is… I thought it was a bathing suit top!<\/p>\n