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French Fry.
Thursday, May 16, 2024


After Chel sent me this photo of this stray cat she took in, I sent her a gabillion IG reels of cute cats. She was like, ‘Ok whyyy do you have so many cat videos at your disposal? 🤣’ I follow a lot of animals on instagram, and bookmark a lot of cat videos, and now I can finally share them with someone! Yes, I’ve already invited her to do kitten yoga.

My favorite cat on instagram is named Francis. He’s 13, but he still looks like a kitten because he has dwarfism 🥹 You’re welcome 😽

Wednesday, April 24, 2024

0/0. Do not recommend 😅

Friday, March 29, 2024

cedrik lorenzen


Double Stuf.
Wednesday, March 13, 2024


Partly here for foodwithmichel’s comments, mostly here for… other reasons.

Tuesday, October 17, 2023

According to one of my married friends (I won’t say which one in case she or her husband ever read this), you only have to go down on your man on holidays. Like, do you observe all holidays? Or only the federal ones when the banks are closed??? I just want to manage expectations if I ever get married 😅

Boy Math.
Sunday, October 1, 2023

boy math

The math ain’t mathing 🤣

Chef Cedrik.
Wednesday, May 31, 2023

I’m on instagram, partly because I follow a bunch of dogs, but mostly because of this guy 😏 His caption on this post is, “I baked you some dessert, so you can eat it while I eat you.” 😳

Rainy & Sad.
Thursday, March 9, 2023

dtf chat

Is it sad that I’ve been to 3 of these places (and one of them is my own bed?)???

June Bloom.
Thursday, June 4, 2015

trader joe's peonies

Peonies are my favorite (@ Trader Joe’s)
You should write this down.

Paternity Tests.
Friday, May 2, 2014

his winks have prompted paternity tests - dos equis skywriting - dos de mayo

Free with every purchase of Shape-Ups (but only on Dos de Mayo).

Sunday Funday.
Sunday, April 21, 2013

cotton candy cloud - springfest 2013

Cotton candy cloud @ SpringFest 2013.

Making Spirits Bright.
Monday, December 24, 2012
sippin on jingle juice stemless wine tumbler
spiked hot chocolate in mason jar with baileys
christmas gift tags typography bakers twine design modern
Double Rainbow.
Tuesday, August 28, 2012

double rainbow

What does it mean?!?

Thursday, April 12, 2012

dirty mexican license plate

I may or may not have followed this guy home after work today.

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