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Tuesday, October 17, 2023

According to one of my married friends (I won’t say which one in case she or her husband ever read this), you only have to go down on your man on holidays. Like, do you observe all holidays? Or only the federal ones when the banks are closed??? I just want to manage expectations if I ever get married šŸ˜…

Boy Math.
Sunday, October 1, 2023

boy math

The math ain’t mathing šŸ¤£

Chef Cedrik.
Wednesday, May 31, 2023

Iā€™m on instagram, partly because I follow a bunch of dogs, but mostly because of this guy šŸ˜ His caption on this post is, “I baked you some dessert, so you can eat it while I eat you.” šŸ˜³

Rainy & Sad.
Thursday, March 9, 2023

dtf chat

Is it sad that I’ve been to 3 of these places (and one of them is my own bed?)???

June Bloom.
Thursday, June 4, 2015

trader joe's peonies

Peonies are my favorite (@ Trader Joe’s)
You should write this down.

Paternity Tests.
Friday, May 2, 2014

his winks have prompted paternity tests - dos equis skywriting - dos de mayo

Free with every purchase of Shape-Ups (but only on Dos de Mayo).

Sunday Funday.
Sunday, April 21, 2013

cotton candy cloud - springfest 2013

Cotton candy cloud @ SpringFest 2013.

Making Spirits Bright.
Monday, December 24, 2012
sippin on jingle juice stemless wine tumbler
spiked hot chocolate in mason jar with baileys
christmas gift tags typography bakers twine design modern
Double Rainbow.
Tuesday, August 28, 2012

double rainbow

What does it mean?!?

Thursday, April 12, 2012

dirty mexican license plate

I may or may not have followed this guy home after work today.

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