Sorry, I can’t tonight – I have plans.

The plans:

Tomorrow’s Valentine’s Day? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

(via @trailguidegoose)

It’s also my 13-year work anniversary, and I was helped at counter #13 when I went to the San Diego County Administration Office for my birth certificate earlier this week (a long ass story for another time).

Happy Friday the 13th to all who celebrate 🖤

Everyone’s losing their damn minds over the Starbucks bearista cup, while I’m over here like 💀

Also, these fresh flowers are nearly 2 weeks old and still thriving! Is it the moon water? 😆

To be fair, it’s v cute, but you won’t catch me at Starbucks (or anywhere for that matter) at that unholy hour, or spending hundreds of dollars on a cup on ebay! I’ll just keep drinking my cold brew out of my $5 skull mason jar, thank yew…

Get you a bestie whose family dresses up as your favorite horror squad for Halloween 🔪

And another bestie who gives you a cemeterrarium for a housewarming gift 💀🪦

My friends get me 🖤

Things I bought today to make myself feel better 🖤

The perfect man doesn’t exi-

It’s Addams with two D’s – like ‘padded room’

🖤

Today is the ONLY Friday the 13th in 2025!

(via @trailguidegoose)

Celebrate accordingly 💀🔪🍎

(via @daniellefrankenstein04)

When your coworker just gets you 🖤

I may or may not have followed this guy home after my Target run today.

@thicmyers, is that you, babe? 🖤🔪

What better day to watch Beetlejuice Beetlejuice than Friday the 13th???

There were a lot of call backs to the original film, so I loved it. I feel like if you weren’t a fan of the first movie, you wouldn’t like this weird ass sequel.

For those who asked about the shirt I wore to the theater (literally no one), yes, I designed it on my Cricut, and yes, it glows in the dark 🖤💚

(via @michaelslayersofficial)

Also, I need more friends like these who would recognize and appreciate my morbid side 😆

What time did they even film this? It’s impossible to get a picture at LACMA’s Urban Light installment without a gaggle of tourists in the background.

I’m a little obsessed with Beetlejuice.

No one commenting on my shirt reminded me of last Halloween when Jess helped me carve a Beetlejuice pumpkin, and Christine thought we were carving Albert Einstein 🤣

I have never had the desire to go to Florida before today 🙆🏻‍♀️🔪 (@ Cocktails & Screams)

I couldn’t find the skull pan I wanted to use, but luckily I have two.

I only get to bust out my skull pan twice a year—Halloween and my morbid ass twin godchildren’s birthday (it’s a well known fact that chocolate cake tastes better when it’s shaped like a skull).

Happy 7th birthday, Dominic and Elijah! Ninang loves you weird little fuckers 💀🥳

Doja Cat – Need to Know (@ Viejas Arena)

I heard from a friend of a friend
That that dick was a ten out of ten
I can’t stand it, just one night me
Clink with the drink, gimme a sip
Tell me what’s your kink, gimme the dick
Spank me, slap me, choke me, bite me
Uh, wait, I can take it
Give a fuck ’bout what your wifey’s sayin’

I wanted to dress up for the Doja show and her new album has pearl spiders on the cover. I once saw Phoebe Bridgers perform on SNL in a custom Gucci pearl skeleton ribcage necklace and I’ve always wanted to recreate it. It turned out better than I expected! Plus it went great with my skeleton bone nails.

It’s all in the details 💀

Bitch, I said what I said
I’d rather be famous instead
I let all that get to my head
I don’t care, I paint the town red
Mm, she the devil
She a bad lil bitch, she a rebel
She put her foot to the pedal
It’ll take a whole lot for me to settle

Do boys not like morbid girls???

I need all of it.

I got this bloody bath mat partly because I almost slipped and broke my neck after my shower, but mostly because I’m morbid as hell. Should I get this shower curtain set to complete the look???

Yeah, I don’t know why I’m single, either ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I just need to find someone I can be myself around 🤣

Oh, look… another glorious morning… makes me sick!

When spooky season coincides with conference season 🎃🤓

Kicking off spooky season with some light reading…

Unsolicited fact about me: Beetlejuice is one of my favorite movies. It was one of the only VHS tapes my grandma had when I was a kid, so I’d watch it over and over again. My boss calls me ‘Morbid Marion’ and I think Lydia Deetz would be proud 🖤

I’m here for the tamales (@ Hollywood Forever Cemetery)

Pumpkin Carving, Level: Expert

I wanted to have red puffy paint blood dripping from the easter eggs, but I thought the bloody zombie bunny was morbid enough for my favorite 8-year-old. Maybe next year.

Christ promised a resurrection of the dead. I just thought he had something different in mind.