Finding a file on my coworker’s insane desktop is just too much to ask of me on a Friday.
To the girl watching Why aren’t you wearing headphones and what is the wifi password in here??? (@ 13 Reasons Why in the sauna: 24 Hour Fitness)
Sir Paul McCartney is a goddamn treasure.
Loved, loved, loved 💛
Felicidades to my favorite 8th grader (@
5 hours and 2 footsie wootsie massages later (@
San Diego County Fair)
Someone’s getting lei’d tonight!
Spoiler alert: It ain’t me.
I vote for lobster trucks outside every polling place! (@
The drive between SD and LA flies when you’re pretending it’s 2001! Full playlist
Christine’s twin babies came early, so their big sister’s 2nd birthday party moved from Chuck E. Cheese to Denise’s backyard. No complaints here!
Can we just go on record and say that I’ve added a flat top grill, fire pit and pool to my list of must-haves for my future home???
File under: Things I do for my mom, along with sleeping outside an Elam’s Hallmark at Grossmont mall for beanie babies and losing my seat on a plane to get her a Starbucks mug during my layover in Phoenix.