Saturday, November 30, 2019
…or me when my bff’s family was done going around the table saying what they were all thankful for, and her 6-year-old daughter says, “Now let’s say what we hate about each other.”
I find this kid equally amusing and terrifying.
Thursday, November 28, 2019
If anyone needs me, I’ll just be out here waiting for this turkey to deep fry and my druncle to stop asking me why I’m not married yet.
Wednesday, November 27, 2019
Happy holidays from the 405!
Monday, November 25, 2019
One month till Christmas!
Sunday, November 24, 2019
Let’s get some fuckin’ french toast (@ République)
Saturday, November 23, 2019
Roger is my spirit animal.
Saturday, November 16, 2019
Sylvan Esso – Coffee (@ Walt Disney Concert Hall)
Last show of the year at my new favorite venue ❤️
Sunday, November 10, 2019
I got to try the elusive Popeyes chicken sandwich, and I didn’t even have to wait in line or get stabbed to death! It only cost me 15,000 Southwest points (@ McCarran Airport)
Adding to my list of dating requirements:
– Must be born before I started high school
– Must be less sloppy than me (if only slightly)