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Monday, April 8, 2024

my driving scares me too bumper sticker

tell your dog i say hi bumper sticker

giant meteor 2024 bumper sticker

how's my crying? bumper sticker

File under: Bumper stickers I need when I start driving again.

Throat Coat.
Tuesday, April 2, 2024


Dayquil, Nyquil, Emergen-C, Puffs Plus Lotion, Throat Coat herbal tea with slippery elm LMAO. I’m all stocked up!

Saturday, March 23, 2024


Girl Math.
Thursday, February 8, 2024

girl math

I order everything online and I refuse to pay extra for shipping. I only needed one $2 sparkler at TOPS Malibu, but I didn’t want to pay $18 for shipping, and they offer free shipping on orders over $50, so I bought 25 sparklers LOL. I once ordered bedding from Anthropologie, and spent over $300 and they still charged for shipping! And to make things worse, I ended up burning the duvet I got from Anthro in The Great Fire of 2014, and it was discontinued so I couldn’t even replace it 😅

Gucci Gang.
Wednesday, January 3, 2024

gucci bag

I’m not really into designer purses, but I’ve been eyeballing this minimalist Gucci bag for years now, so I just bit the bullet and bought it. Should I also get the matching wallet or is my Ikea coin purse okay? 😆

Be More Pacific.
Saturday, September 23, 2023

I love Filipino Kare Kare, and this restaurant makes it with BRISKET. I have to try it! BRB, looking up flights to Houston.

I Want You Back.
Thursday, September 21, 2023

When the *NSYNC dolls came out in 2000, I had to have them. My boyfriend at the time gave me the set for Christmas, except he accidentally gave me a duplicate of one instead of all 5 members. I can’t remember which one is missing and which one he gave me a duplicate of, maybe 2 Lance’s or worse, 2 Chris’s 🤣 I have to check my old room at my mom’s house. They’ve been collecting dust in their original boxes for almost 25 years now!

I just found out that there’s a Little People Collector *NSYNC Special Edition Set. They’re sold out, but I have some friends who work at Mattel LOL can they hook a fan up?

Also, how am I expected to work when the *NSYNC reunion tour is looming above me???

Haunted Cookie Cemetery.
Friday, September 8, 2023

feta fried egg taco

I’m trying to convince Pammie to throw a Halloween party so I can build this Haunted Cookie Cemetery. And make these Halloween S’mores Pies. And use my skull pan. And make this Halloween charcuterie board.

Spooky Season.
Friday, September 1, 2023

I need all of it.

Wednesday, June 7, 2023


I need this gummy bear-scented deodorant in my life.

P.S. If you knew me when I was, I’m sorry LOL.

Pizza Party.
Tuesday, November 15, 2022

chel pizza oven

chel pizza party

Belated birthday post for this supreme slice! We celebrated Chel’s birthday with a backyard pizza party. Are these ovens allowed on apartment balconies in LA??? Asking for a friend.

The Morning After.
Saturday, September 17, 2022

lg portable air conditioner with sliding door kit

Best sleep of my life last night thanks to this guy.

Heat Wave.
Wednesday, September 7, 2022

la heat wave

Amazon primed a portable A/C today because fuck this shit.

Friday, August 13, 2021

deftones tarot cards

Take my money 🖤

Friday, April 16, 2021

pepper spray keychain

My sister’s husband armed me with pepper spray when I first moved to LA. I used to keep it on my key ring, but it was confiscated years ago at some seedy show downtown. I honestly never thought to replace it until now…

Given the rise in anti-asian hate crimes, I’ve amazon primed myself some pepper spray plus a stun gun for good measure. COME AT ME, BRO.

Backyard BBQ.
Sunday, June 3, 2018

flat top grill steaks

glass fire pit


Christine’s twin babies came early, so their big sister’s 2nd birthday party moved from Chuck E. Cheese to Denise’s backyard. No complaints here!

Can we just go on record and say that I’ve added a flat top grill, fire pit and pool to my list of must-haves for my future home???

Lost Art.
Monday, May 21, 2018

folded letters

These new scratch ‘n’ sniff postage stamps may be reason enough to resurrect the lost art of letter writing! Where my gel pens at???

Friday, July 19, 2013

modern family - privacy is dead - flip flop
modern family - privacy is dead - flip flop

I love that my new Apple TV allows me to stream episodes of Modern Family from my iPad mini to my HDTV while freeing up my macbook pro for some light internet stalking.

0 for 100.
Monday, April 22, 2013

carnival monkey ring toss

$10 and 100 ring tosses later, I am still without a rastafarian banana monkey.

Black Friday.
Saturday, November 24, 2012

macbook pro with retina display - cracked bezel - binder clips

Oh hey, I’m just blogging from my new Macbook Pro with retina display. No bigs!

I bought it with two credit cards and the promise of my firstborn, but I don’t have to use my old macbook held together by binder clips anymore, so I’m just going to focus on that.

I never thought I’d be shopping on Black Friday or eating Hot Dog on a Stick at two in the morning (or at any time really), yet there I was at Parkway Plaza with my sister and my preggo bestie doing both of those things…

Tuesday, June 19, 2012

marc by marc jacobs ipad table macbook pro case iphone wallet

One of the few designer accessories I’ll splurge on is my glasses—partly because I wear them 24/7 (even in the shower if there’s a spider in the bathroom… yikes!), but mostly because the last time I got my eyes checked may or may not have been during the Clinton regime. Clearly, I need quality that lasts.

Nobody needs a Marc by Marc Jacobs laptop case. Or iPhone wristlet. Or tablet case. But I’ve been eyeballing them all day today, and I’ve decided that I can’t live without them!

Maybe if I had used protection sooner, a binder clip wouldn’t be holding my Macbook Pro together right now.

macbook pro binder clip cracked bezel

What Happened?
Wednesday, June 6, 2012

what happened bandages

This would have been useful when I burned my thigh on my laptop. Or when my curling iron rolled off the bathroom counter and I tried to catch it with my vagina.

I really should start wearing pants around hot surfaces.

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