Not only did I receive a reminder from Anthropologie that I’m turning thirty next month, but I also got stuck with a “family” frame (for the husband and kids I don’t have) at the white elephant gift exchange at my office today.
If only I had picked the booze that Jesse brought so I could drown my sorrows.
| 3:18 PM | Jesse: so im going to the home depot parking lot in 15 minutes to buy nye tickets from dude off craigslist |
| me: i hope you have your gat strapped | |
| 3:21 PM | Jesse: if im not back in 30 minutes, call the police cuz ive likely been stabbed and robbed |
| me: can i have your white elephant gift if you don’t come back? | |
| 3:22 PM | Jesse: of course |
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January 24th, 2012 | #