» Catching Fire.
Catching Fire.
Posted on April 7th, 2014 in fire, mayanisms

burnt duvet

NOTE TO SELF: Check the oven for empty pizza boxes before pre-heating it if you don’t want second degree burns. Or worse.

I was slicing up an avocado when I noticed smoke coming out of my oven. I opened it and saw that I left an empty pizza box in there like an asshole, and that shit was on fire! Instead of putting it out in the kitchen, I took the box out of the oven with my bare hands and ran across my apartment to the balcony. All the while, bits of flaming pizza box kept falling off along the way and lighting everything I hold dear to my heart on fire. My Anthropologie duvet. My area rug that I had just made an appointment to get cleaned. MY FUCKING HAND. I can live with a second degree burn, but they don’t sell that duvet at Anthropologie anymore, you guys!

It really is amazing I’ve made it this far.


  1. Shi was all like...

    This is just. Plain. Ridics.

    Typical…but ridics!

    April 8th, 2014 | #

  2. mayan was all like...

    classic mayan 🙁

    it smells like camp anawanna up in this bitch!

    i didn’t even notice my shirt caught on fire:

    do, do you got a first aid kit handy?

    (lol, i had to!)

    April 9th, 2014 | #

  3. Shi was all like...

    What. The. Fuck.

    And ps. Damn girl! Ur shrinking into nothing! Get it!

    April 11th, 2014 | #

  4. Shi was all like...

    Damn DK and that stupid song!!

    April 11th, 2014 | #

  5. mayan was all like...

    i’d shrink faster if i didn’t have a special relationship with donuts, but what are you gonna do???

    also, ‘damaged‘ is only DK’s #1 most popular song on spotify! 😉

    April 11th, 2014 | #

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