» Tall.
Posted on April 27th, 2016 in work

do i like him or is he just tall

File under: Questions I ask myself on the regular

There’s this tall drink of water at my work, and every time I run into him, I’m either wearing no makeup or holding a loaf of bread.

I woke up late one Monday, rolled right out of bed and into an elevator with him inside. I’ve never looked uglier than I did that morning, and he’s in there asking me how my weekend was, and all I kept thinking was PLEASE AVERT YOUR EYES. Another time, I was changing the iPads at work when I look over and see him looking at me, so I froze and dropped my screwdriver. Today, I was in the elevator with him on my way to get coffee, and I just had to be holding that freaking loaf of bread that I keep in my desk drawer. Ugh!

He doesn’t even know how cool I am.


  1. Shi was all like...

    You keep a loaf of bread in your desk? Lololol

    April 29th, 2016 | #

  2. mayan was all like...

    wait, you don’t???

    it’s for the days i don’t wake up early enough to eat breakfast before work (so… every day). i take my morning break at 11, get coffee, toast my bread and slather on some cream cheese and strawberry rhubarb preserves. and then i take the elevator back up to my floor and run into cute guys while holding my loaf of bread lol.

    April 30th, 2016 | #

  3. Shi was all like...

    Ur ridics lololol

    April 30th, 2016 | #

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