It’s the Monday after Thanksgiving for crying out loud!
Before I got this reminder, Shi texted me asking how my bridesmaid dress fit. Luckily, the dress she chose for us has an empire waist that ensures that any indiscretions (like my special relationship with BBQ) will be undetectable. Granted, I still bought a size too small to keep my ass in check! A few of us will have exes at this wedding, and even though we’ve all moved on, nobody’s trying to look like garbage in front of their ex. Amirite, Christine? Karen? LOL.
I’m dying lololololol
December 3rd, 2018 | #
is suit and tie dj’ing your reception, and more importantly, is anyone i’ve been with in more recent years invited to your wedding??? this is critical info.
December 3rd, 2018 | #
Don’t worry! Edgar isnt DJ’ing…and actually Christine’s pseudo ex was bumped to the “B” list lol…so nothing final yet! LOL
December 4th, 2018 | #
you know i haven’t worried about edgar in over a decade lol let me know if anyone else i should be worried about gets promoted to the A-list (it could mean the difference between 2-a-days and waiting till the eleventh hour to starve myself!).
December 4th, 2018 | #