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Posted on July 2nd, 2023 in LA

overheard la

  1. Nope, in fact I make it a point to eat with people who don’t have dietary restrictions (vegan, gluten-free, etc.)
  2. I have toxic exes, but none of them have “the” or “official” in their IG handle. One of them live tweets, though (which is equally horrendous in my eyes). Does that count???
  3. I used to go to the Hermosa Beach Farmers Market on Fridays for the chili dog guy and one time he was grilling hash browns next to the hot dogs and I was like, “Ooh, can I have a side of that?” and he was like, “This is my lunch.” 🤣 The stall next door has delicious pluots (plum apricots) in the summer, but I don’t have a pluot guy.
  4. I use maps for everything to avoid traffic in LA. Also, I never remember street names. If a landmark changes visually, I’m screwed LOL.
  5. My parents think I design shoes at Skechers, but I’m a web designer there.
  6. I do want to adopt a dog, but I haven’t yet…
  7. My favorite billboard lawyer is Sweet James (The Beard of Justice).
  8. My regular chiropractor is in Manhattan Beach, but I did used to see a nutritionist in Santa Monica 😅 And I once sold something on letgo to a douchebag from Santa Monica who called it “SaMo.”
  9. This guy moved into my building and put candy and a one-page intro to him and and his dog on everyone’s door. I was like, “Does he know he moved to LA??? We don’t talk to our neighbors here” 🤣 (unless it’s to bang on their door after midnight to tell them to turn their fucking TV down).

I moved to LA over a decade ago, and I still don’t consider myself an Angeleno!


  1. Shi was all like...

    Design shoes for skechers. Im dying lololol

    #9 giving me monica geller vibes when she made her neighbors candy lolol

    July 3rd, 2023 | #

  2. mayan was all like...

    oh, ben and crazy shirley 😂

    maybe if he called them “stella’s little drops of heaven” i would’ve introduced myself 🤣 (stella’s his dog, i can’t remember his name lol)

    July 3rd, 2023 | #

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