I had dinner with the girls for Shi’s birthday, and the usual topics of conversation came up – who i’m (not) fucking, who still regularly services their husbands (they’re all married and only one of them does 😳 is this marriage???), who has set up their wills and trusts (you guys, I don’t have any kids and I don’t own a home – upon my untimely death, Francis gets my Young the Giant poster, KD gets all my crystals, and Pammie gets my dog, my car, and all my well-curated furniture), how to up our fiber and protein intake 👵🏻
Chel was like, ‘I was reading your blog and I came across the post about the ICE agent. And I saw Shi that day, and I was like, ‘Do you think she was talking about [redacted]?’ and Shi was like, ‘No, she was talking about that other ICE agent she was involved with… OF COURSE SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT [REDACTED]! How many ICE agents you think she’s been with?!’ And Chel was like, ‘Well, IDK everyone she’s fucked!’ 😅
A couple of things:
- Since we stopped talking a decade ago, I have never, not once, asked about him (we still have mutual friends), nor have I mentioned him by name on this blog. He used to read it sometimes, and I would never give him the satisfaction of knowing he’s even a blip on my radar.
- Contrary to popular belief, it hasn’t been that much people, and she knows 99.9% of them.
But also:
You’re gonna have to have france, KD and pammy save this post in case you never draw up a will or trust. Everything is well documented on your blog lol
February 16th, 2026 | #
also, my friend said he would design these cards to pass out at my funeral – that’s about all i got for my end-of-life directive ✌🏼
February 16th, 2026 | #
What a sweet grammy! I hope i can do that for my grandkids one day!
I was gonna say that i cant wait to communicate with you with that card, but then realized that would mean that u die before me. Which i think is doubtful. You have no white hairs and no stress. I’ll prob go before you lol
February 17th, 2026 | #