Contrary to popular belief, our group chat name ‘DTF’ stands for ‘Din Tai Fung’ (the dim sum resto), not ‘Down to Fuck’ 😅
I met the girls for lunch at Din Tai Fung in La Jolla to celebrate Jessie’s birthday over cocktails, cabbage LOL, and chisme.
Topics of conversation:
- Who I’m fucking (no one)
- Things we’ve been influenced to buy on Instagram (90% of everything I own)
- Eating ass (this came up multiple times LOL)
- Unappreciative husbands (I had nothing to contribute to this convo)
- Fraud investigations (my sister’s the head of internal audit at her work and she has seen some shady shit)
Love you, BB – Also contrary to popular belief, I don’t call Jessie ‘BB’ for ‘baby’ (although she is the baby of our group), I call her ‘BB’ bc she’s loved Boo Berry cereal since we were kids 👻
