Christine’s husband texted me, ‘dicks tonight at midnight’ and I almost got hit by a car, you guys.
IDK if the Padres deserve my money after losing the past six games in a row (3rd in our division behind the fucking Diamondbacks?!) 😅 But I’ll still try to get some dick at midnight 😆
Update:
So I set an alarm bc I knew your girl wasn’t gonna make it to midnight 👵🏻
I logged into both the Dick’s app on my phone and the website on my laptop, bc that is how you stack the odds in your favor on Ticketmaster – I’ve been training my whole life for this.
When the clock struck midnight, the shoes disappeared from their website and app. WTF? The shoes were originally supposed to drop Friday morning, but their site glitched and that’s why they were dropping at midnight instead. It looks like their site glitched again.
Francis linked me to this kid reselling my size for $110 above face, but IDK about spending nearly $300 on shoes (especially after their Mets loss tonight) 🥴
