Whose fucking false eyelash is this? Be honest. Located in the east stairwell of 13th & Market between the 2nd and 3rd floor.
In other news…
I walked Milo a few blocks to his grooming appointment on Park Blvd this morning. We took our usual route, and as I was rounding the corner behind my apartment building, I saw hella cop cars and like 20 cops standing outside, some with fucking shotguns 😳 I immediately turned around and walked the other direction bc I watch a lot of true crime and I’ve seen how this movie ends.
Also, I almost died yesterday.
I got home and this white Audi SUV was blocking the garage. I pull up behind him thinking he’s waiting for the garage to open, but I notice he has his hazards on. Who parks in front of a fucking garage entrance to an apartment building? So I back up and pull up next to him so he can get out of the fucking way, but he still doesn’t move. I start honking at his ass (super long honks, not two short ones that my friend from the south says is the polite way to honk LOL) and I can hear the guy screaming at me from inside his car. Are you fucking kidding me right now? You’re the one blocking the entrance/exit to a whole ass apartment building full of tenants. I just keep honking till he backs the fuck up, then I drive into the garage and flip him off. I half expected him to follow me into the garage and kill me and my dog, but alas, I lived to blog about it.
Now I’m microwaving my burrito and wondering if I need to move and/or up my Prozac dosage 😅
In unrelated news, I started my period last night.
Pupdate: I picked up Milo from the groomers and his hair is short as fuckkkk 😅
Whenever people ask what breed of dog he is, I just say IDK bc he’s a rescue, even though I did a DNA test and turns out he’s 100% that bitch the results were v unexpected.
The rescue guessed he was maltese/terrier mix and most people think he’s part westie, but he is neither of those breeds:
He has no features of a chihuahua or poodle, but with his hair cut so short, he looks like he has the body of a chihuahua 😆
I should’ve known the rescue was wrong – They also told me he was approximately a year old. He was rescued from a hoarding situation, so they didn’t know details for sure. I took him to the vet when I first got him, and they were like, ‘He has all his adult teeth – He’s at least 3-years-old!’
So he’s not any of the breeds we thought he was and he’s older, too! He’s still the goodest boi 🥹
