According to one of my married friends (I won’t say which one in case she or her husband ever read this), you only have to go down on your man on holidays. Like, do you observe all holidays? Or only the federal ones when the banks are closed??? I just want to manage expectations if I ever get married 😅

The math ain’t mathing 🤣

I’m on instagram, partly because I follow a bunch of dogs, but mostly because of this guy 😏 His caption on this post is, “I baked you some dessert, so you can eat it while I eat you.” 😳

Is it sad that I’ve been to 3 of these places (and one of them is my own bed?)???

Peonies are my favorite (@ Trader Joe’s)
You should write this down.

Free with every purchase of Shape-Ups (but only on Dos de Mayo).

Cotton candy cloud @ SpringFest 2013.

What does it mean?!?

I may or may not have followed this guy home after work today.