I need new friends. And a new car 🙁 It’s officially totaled!

Banks – Waiting Game

What if the way we started
Made it something cursed from the start

Stoned (@ LACMA)

She knows me too well.

I’m pretty sure my car is totaled, but at least I was near a Pizza Port when I almost died on the 5 today. (@ Pizza Port)

I love the silence between us when it comes to burgers and bread pudding. Like, don’t even talk to me right now. (@ Hook & Plow)

…or when your plans get canceled because the power went out in your apartment building, and your car is stuck in the sub garage. Again.

You leave LA for one weekend, and people cheat on you with wonuts.

I procured this hen for Deane last night (@ Guelaguetza)

Same.

I caught Meb checking me out at work today!

Oh, wait. It’s just some creep.

I was promised mojitos, and all I got was this picture of Anthony and his LOML.

Beer, buddies, and beer buddies (@ Pizza Port)

tylerknott:

afadthatlastsforever:

FILE UNDER: Reasons I can’t talk to you rn.

There are a million ways to bleed. But you are by far my favorite.

The most beautiful wood I’ve ever sat on ♥

Get yours @ onefortythree!

Sister time @ Unique LA yesterday with Pammie, Deane and her sister, Andrea!

My favorite purchase was this ‘You’re the only wiener for my bun’ card. I should have gotten multiples just in case! Ha.

About that brunch life (@ BLD)

Best. Pancakes. EVAR! I want to marry them, have their blueberry ricotta babies, and live happily ever after in that maple syrup log cabin tin.

Keep cool, my babies. Recipe here.

merelyamadness:

Free with every purchase of Shape-Ups (but only on Dos de Mayo).

This week’s edition of Who Wore It Better? (@ Skechers)